What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.