What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.