What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!