What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!