What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?

A dear steer!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!