What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.