What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.