Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.