Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

all of them.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz