What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

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Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.