What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...