What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.