Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."