What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.