What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale