Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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When the color of the license plates start to change.

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When they start to like spankings

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan