Why did the toilet want to start a rebe...

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan