Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Cistern Jokes More Cistern Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Rebellion Jokes More Rebellion Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!