How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!