How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.