Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!