Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!