Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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May Divorce be with you.*

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Grade 1.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!