Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!