Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto