Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!