Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.