Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.