Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.