Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.