Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)