What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.