What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.