What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".