Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!