Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.