Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.