What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.