What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.