What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.