Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*