Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C