Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh