Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.