Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us