How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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Give her a testicle.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer