How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Someone's losing their trailer