What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !