What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...