Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.