Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.