Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.