Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge