Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers