What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )