Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )