What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.