What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end