What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Aaron Hernandez Jokes More Aaron Hernandez Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Tight End Jokes More Tight End Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end