Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !