Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".