Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D