Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.