Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.