One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
Cancer cells can get Jobs.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Cherpies.
An illegal.
