Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes