Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.