What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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They kermit sucide

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A pan. Duh!

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Two Wongs don't make a white

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A vegetarian.

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He was shot in the face.

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Don't stop, bereaving!

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It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Because he's a little prick!