What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother