Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it