What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore