How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.