How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Spook Jokes More Spook Jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!