Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.