Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves