Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him