Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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A Helenkelicopter.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.