Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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For throwing out all the w's.

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After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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