Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks