Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !