Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.