Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."