He can't go left
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Swiping and wiping.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Tinder
Carbon dating.
Swiper no swiping!!
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
It's all right!
On Tinder.
A swipe and wipe.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Pick up a penguin
Intimidating others.
To find a Significant Otter.
Tinder and Mild.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Timber
Tipper.
Jockey and Jill!
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Is it mine"?
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Testicular cancer
It will tell you.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
9gag
Trying to get out of his grave.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Both are good places to find Catfish
About 8 pints
About 7 beers.