Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)