Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Because you know he's guilty
They already told you.
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Me: I just told you...
The knock speeds up.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Because I've "reddit" before
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.