What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.