What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.