Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Why go to college?

There's Google.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....