Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.