Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....