What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.